To soy kai oi tsounnes mou!

Opos kai ka8e xrono ta trapezia me tin oikogeneia mou me afinoun speechless.

Arke4en mia ek ton 8kiaon mou na lalei gia to telos tou kosmou to 2012, oti eipen tous o koumparos tous pou asxolite me ta metafisika, oti eidan to se docimanter stin ERT. Oti to 2012 (i to 2036, kapou exasa tous) 8a kamoun oi planites ena sxima stavrou  ke alignment me ena  sxima stavrou me tous parallilous je ton isimerino tis gis, je en na ppesoun komites je 8a a4oun fo8kies pou oi an8ropoi en 8a mporoun na svisoun.

Je empiken je stin sizitisi o papas mou na tous lalei oti en malakies je oti en nen reliable jeina pu dkiavazoun alla me to na kamnei ‘valiadate’ alla pramata.

Jintin ora efkiken i piesi mou sto tttavani, je poumesa eskeftoumoun oti apokliete na eimai apogonos tountou DNA, oti kapio la8os eginike sto maieutirio (happened once why not twice?  :P) je oti its ok with me na eimai adopted, i na epiasa to redundant logic DNA tis pantas tous.

Se mia fasi espasa je lalo tous “Panagia mou siopate je en imporo, en na fkalo tsounnes, en mporo allo na sas akouo”.

Kamnoun me ignore…synexizei i eidimonas 8kia mou “i Nasa afou, 3erei oti gia na anoi3oun oi pyles tous simpantos na pan ta diastimoplia tous prepei na xrisimopoioun eidikes ellinikes le3eis je symvola”.

Paidkia mou, den ipervallo!!!!

Je lalo tis “re 8eia, espoudasa Fisiki je kati 3ero, je en nen etsi, ma inta pou mou laleis?”

JE TI MOU LALEI!!!

“Giati eisai astrofisikos? Eisai tipote sti NASA je 3ereis?”

HAHAHAHAHAHA

“eee oxi eimai theoritikos fysikos je an e8ela itan na imoun stin NASA”  (areskei mou je mena na ypervalo me mia dosi ali8ias )

“En i3ereis tipote, afou etsi laloun ta vivlia je eida to stin tileorasi je eipe mou to o tade je o tade”.

PAIDIA MOU EMEINA SY3ILI.

Egyrisa eida tin mana mou mes ta ma8kia me fyrmenon yfos….

Je tote i mana mou lalei mou “aaaammmaaaann!!! egemoses tsounnes”.

Nai kyries kai kyrioi, mes se 2 lepta, egemosa tsounnes pou ta ali8kia apo to pollin distress je to poson e8ela na fakko tin kkelle mou pas ton toixo!

En eimai kala, ka8olou kala. Akoma na 3eperaso to shock!


Je einai je sxetika 8riskeuomeni oikogeneia! An mou elalousan gia deutera parousia itan na ishien je eleos.

Ahh plus…

i giagia mou…(pou toulaxiston eshiei tin ilikia tis, en epie je polla sxoleio pes, oti perna pollin ora stin tileorasi ktl)

otan elalousan gia tous komites pou 8a ppesoun stin gi, je oti mia fora oi e3oginoi espasan ena komiti to 1970 pou erketoun proto trapezi pista pas tin agapimeni mas Gi

, je oti o Aristotelis je oi arxaioi ellines erkountan se epafi me e3ogiinous je oti i fysiki pou stirizete pano ston aristoteli kai i iatriki einai ola dimiourgima ton e3ogiinon

i giagia mou lalei

“stin Karpasia, peftoun polloi komites, ppeftoun polla asteria!”

je apanta i 8eia mou “ma en ka8e llio pou ppeftoun asteria!”

(alla pio syxna peftoun varelles pou polla megalon i4ometro!)

Pao tora na pio mian enisximeni kortizoni gia arke4a na kni8oume!

je kalou kakou 8a 3ekiniso na proseuxomai gia tous epitiximenous saviors tis Gis mas na einai etoimoi gia to 2012

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5 Responses to To soy kai oi tsounnes mou!

  1. marcella says:

    τέλειο! λυπάμαι για τα δερματολογικά προβλήματα αλλά your family rocks! η γιαγιά όλα τα λεφτά!

  2. melina says:

    Hahaahahahahaha efires me :) mporw na fantastw to ifos sou prospa8ontas na sigkratiseis ta sarkastika sou sxolia ka8os eppeftan oi varelles giro sou vroxi :P omg pou tous ivres?? tulaxiston omos exoun ena endiaferon gia ton planiti mas kai to mellon tou. kati enje touto!

  3. Anonymous says:

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    to soi k i tsunnes muu!! ahahahahahhahahahha….

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